another student writes...

Last week, I was welcomed to school with the following story in my my email (please note, this was totally out of the blue and was not an assignment of any sort... and I have no idea why they are all of a sudden using email!)

The story of Mr.Street starts with him in a club ,there is a dude,so cool and bad.He was rocking the club with his guitar. His guitar was named,Guitar.He loved that guitar so much that he gave it a kiss to it.Mr.Street had long,dazzling ,blonde hair with highlights so big ,so long .He always ran and made his hair wave like a shampoo comercial.He had a black,fluffy jacket and blue shorts with diamonds on the pockets.His shoes were red .Every Saturday night, he went to Cici's Pizza to eat one-thousand pizzas to eat.He was fat , he weighed five-hundred pounds.Sometimes,when he was bored , he just layed on the couch eating all kinds of chocolate stuff.His favotite thing to do was to eat donuts,and jump on the trampoline at the same time,sometimes he would fall of.His friends were fat too. Their names were Jack weighted 500 pounds,Grease 600 pounds ,Jello-o 500 pounds ,and 700pounds.They called butter,butter ball.They always eat donuts. When they went to the club,they made a party that was called "The Big Fat Party".

They ordered a moonwalk, Butterball jumped in the moonwalk, and accidently ripped it and got stuck .Mr.Street lives in apartment full of rock&roll things. He sleeps on a waterbed.His girlfriend is named,Ms.Calle.Ms.Calle's favorite thing to do is to laugh at jokes that make her want to pee.Ms.Calle was also fat , check it out she weighted 303 pounds .They had to get two beds because when they had one bed , they would both fall off even though it was king size.What they loved doing was to play sumo, but without the giant diaper.They both made a race about who could eat the most donuts in 60 seconds . Butterball couldn't stand it ,so he ate all of them.He had to go to the hospital because he ate too much.

NOW THAT IS A STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!